We Still Don’t Trust You Strain
“We Still Don’t Trust You”
(@haupiastrain × @silkygelato × @deepinthebag.family Collab)
The Strain That Plays With Your Senses
This elite three-way collab delivers a masterclass in deception – a hybrid that starts sweet before revealing its true power. Dripping in contradictions and trichomes, this is not your average Gelato cross.
🎭 Terp Profile: Gas-masked sweetness
🌀 Effects: Keeps you guessing
Dare to Try It? *(Limited collab drop – 420 units total)*
Genetic Breakdown
The Trifecta of Distrust
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Haupia Cream Cut (Tropical deception)
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Silky Gelato #7 (Velvet knockout)
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Deep in the Bag’s “Poker Face” (The wild card)
Flavor Roulette
What you taste depends on…
First 3 Puffs:
🍬 Birthday cake frosting
🍈 Honeydew melon rind
After 5 Puffs:
⛽ Unleaded gasoline
🍯 Burnt caramel
Effects Timeline
| Time After Smoking | What You’ll Feel | What You’ll Say |
|---|---|---|
| 0-15 min | “This is gentle!” | “I got this” |
| 15-30 min | Subtle eye weight | “Maybe one more hit” |
| 30-45 min | Full-body velvet | “Why is my couch so comfortable?” |
| 60+ min | Cerebral whispers | “I see why they named it that” |
How to Approach This Strain
For the Bold:
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Wake & Bake (Enjoy the ride)
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Social Experiments (Watch friends unravel)
For the Cautious:
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Solo Sessions First
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Have Water Nearby
Grower Notes
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98-Day Flower (Patience required)
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UV-B Finishing (Enhances deception)
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Hand-Trimmed to preserve paradox
Lab Results
✅ Terps: 4.2% (High limonene)
✅ 0% Trust (Just kidding)
Why This Collab Matters
🔥 Three Cult Legends United
🎨 Living Art Project
🤯 Conversation Starter
“This strain made me question everything – including how many hits I actually took.”
– @SuspiciousSmoker
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