
Candy Paint Silky
$40.00 – $275.00Price range: $40.00 through $275.00
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(By Silky | Limited Artist Series)
This isn’t cultivation—it’s cannabis couture. Silky’s Candy Paint represents the intersection of street culture and elite horticulture, featuring genetically modified trichomes that glisten like fresh lacquer. Each nug is hand-finished with proprietary techniques to achieve that wet-looking, just-sprayed sheen.
🎨 THC: 29-33% (Lab-verified)
🖌️ Terpene Profile: 4.8% total (Rainbow Sherbet × Gasoline)
🔥 Bag Appeal: Looks photoshopped IRL
Join Waitlist *(Next drop: 8/15 – 420 units total)*
Why This is the Hypebeast of Cannabis
1. Genetic Engineering
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Rainbow Runtz BX3 (Color pheno)
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Silky’s Private Gloss Cut (Texture modifier)
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Terpene Amplification (Patent-pending process)
2. Full Sensory Experience
👀 Visuals:
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Literally reflects light at 45° angles
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Trichomes stack like flake in candy paint
👃 Aroma:
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Unopened jar: Fresh spray paint can
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Broken down: Orange Creamsicle accident
💨 Smoke:
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White ash with blue undertones
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Leaves lips sticky like licked envelope
Artist’s Notes
“Candy Paint is about changing how weed looks forever. The shine isn’t additives—it’s what happens when you push plant biology further than growers think possible.”
– Silky (Chief Alchemist)
Effects Timeline
Time After Smoking | Mental Effects | Physical Effects |
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Instant | Pixelated vision | Lip tingles |
5 min | Time distortion | Shoulder dip |
20 min | Creative flood | Couch magnet |
45+ min | Euphoric glow | Full-body silk |
How to Flex Properly
For Content Creators:
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UV Light Shots (Shows true metallic)
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Slow-Mo Grind Videos (Watch it sparkle)
For Real Enjoyment:
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Raw Cones (No filter needed)
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Personal Dab Rig (470°F max)
Packaging & Verification
📦 Includes:
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Custom air-sealed canister
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NFC authentication chip
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Artist-signed COA
🔍 Authenticity Check:
Scan QR to verify:
✅ Grow batch
✅ Trichome modification level
✅ Silky’s personal approval
Pricing (Market Value)
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1g ($40) – “Tester”
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3.5g ($150) – “Collector”
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7g ($275) – “Investor”
⚠️ Note: This product appreciates in value if kept sealed.
Place Order Now *(50% non-refundable deposit)*
Testimonials
“Put my eighth in a display case. Too beautiful to smoke.”
– @CannabisCurator
“The only weed that gets compliments when left on tables.”
– @TerpeneHustler
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