KILL BOOF ⚔️ | The Silent Assassin Strain – Revenge is a dish best served cold. KILL BOOF

“Revenge is a dish best served cold… and this strain is glacial.”

🩸 CLASSIFIED STRAIN DOSSIER

Top-Secret Cannabis Warfare Division has developed the ultimate psychoactive weapon. KILL BOOF represents the pinnacle of tactical cultivation – a 32% THC black ops hybrid engineered for mission-critical focus and total stress annihilation. This is not medicine. This is not recreation. This is strategic cannabinoid deployment.

Strain Intel

• Classification: Black Ops Hybrid

• THC: 28-32% (Gamma-Level Potency)

• Lineage: [REDACTED] (Classified Kush x Blacksite OG)

• Clearance Level: Delta-9 (Experienced Operators Only)

• Optimal Deployment: 2100-0400 Hours

☠️ TERPENE WARFARE PROFILE

Our extraction team has identified these bioengineered terpenes:

Frontline Assault (0-2 puffs):

• ❄️ Frozen menthol (Arctic throat hit)

• 🍋 Arsenic citrus (Lethal tang)

• 🔥 Gunpowder spice (Muzzle-flash spice)

Mid-Engagement (3-5 puffs):

• ⛽ Diesel shrapnel (Fuel-line intensity)

• 🛢️ Burnt rubber attrition (Tire-fire funk)

• ☢️ Nuclear Kush fallout (Radioactive aftertaste)

Aftermath (Exhale):

• Cold steel aftertaste

• Lingering cordite notes

• Phantom limb tingling

🎯 MISSION EFFECTS BRIEFING

Phase 1 (T+0-20min) – Infiltration:

• 🧠 Tactical cerebral clarity (HD sensory input)

• ⚡ Hyper-focused aggression (Laser targeting)

• 💥 Adrenaline surge (Combat readiness)

Phase 2 (T+20-60min) – Annihilation:

• 🪖 Trench warfare body lock (Full armor plating)

• 🔇 Sensory deprivation (White noise euphoria)

• ☠️ Collateral damage (Stress/anxiety neutralized)

Phase 3 (T+60min+) – Extraction:

• 🛌 Controlled systems shutdown

• 🕶️ Ops-grade afterglow

• ⏳ 4-6 hour operational window

⚠️ OPERATOR’S WARNING

This material is not for civilian use. Potential hazards include:

• 🚫 Friendly fire (Couchlock ambush)

• 🚫 Target fixation (Hyperfocus loops)

• 🚫 POW risk (CBD extraction recommended)

Contraindications:

• Novice recruits

• Daylight operations

• Social engagements

🛒 DEPLOYMENT OPTIONS

Stealth Ops Kit ($25)

• 1g pre-roll (Single mission use)

• Tactical lighter

• Target intel card

Full Engagement Pack ($75)

• 3.5g vacuum-sealed

• Ceramic combat grinder

• Night vision gummies (100mg)

Thermonuclear Option ($140)

• 7g ammo canister

• Limited edition patch

• [REDACTED] extraction tool

« 87% of test subjects reported complete ego death during field trials »

📜 AFTER ACTION REPORTS

“Smoked before my MMA fight. Won via TKO in 42 seconds.” – Operator D.
“Deleted my anxiety like classified files.” – Agent X
“Woke up with a Purple Heart and no memory.” – Pvt. Ramirez

🔐 SECURE ORDERING
All transactions are:

• 🔒 Encrypted (Dark web protocols)

• ✈️ Stealth deployed (Discreet shipping)

• 💳 Burner payments accepted

// THIS PRODUCT WILL BE TERMINATED IN 72 HOURS //